Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place