The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics