Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless