The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
Love may never win but love always ties
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes