When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…