In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to