More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
There is no Status quo But there is Status
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party