I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…