My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger