When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing