Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free