Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder