There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring