Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing