The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed
Mating For Life Saved My
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself