I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo