To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…