If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
When God closes one store He opens another
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends