“Self-deceiving Is Perceiving” Is the Gerund Phrase
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes