The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time