Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
I will gladly suffer fools for love
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking