It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war