It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type