There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it