There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

100% of success is showing up on time

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap