The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…