What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
“The human body generates more bio…
Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically
Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after