The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated