I will gladly suffer fools for love
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
Globalization is the Titanic The United States dollar is the hull that keeps the Titanic af… And US debt default is
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself