Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
I want what you want so I want a cow
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
Easy to please but problematic to appease
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor