Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said: