Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
Love may never win but love always ties
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable