In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food