In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged