I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret