At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing