People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe