I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute