I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort