The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins