You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when