My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece