You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
When God closes one store He opens another
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated