On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage