Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Dreams don’t come true; They are true
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found