Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
All dressed down with nowhere to go
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
Social media came for our teenage… and unable to organize their inner… they turned their aggression inwar… Now AI is coming for our teenage… and unable to impact the external…
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better