I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
