When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
I don’t get mad I get odd
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school