Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–