If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us